Prepare yourself: CSD weekend is coming. And the opportunities are all but endless. Like all of my party recommendations, this is not a comprehensive list of queer events. Every club in Berlin will be slapping a rainbow on the door to leech out some of your sweet, hard-earned, homosexual cash-money. These are the ones I can hope dykes of all types can have a dance, feel safe and connect—and hopefully where you won't end up in a sweaty room full of circuit-gays, getting batted about like a ping-p...